It's Definitely Monday... or is it just me?!?!

You know it's Monday when...

* your kid won't get ready for school because he's tired and tells you it's totally your fault.

* several of the items you usually buy at the grocery store are out of stock.

* the customer behind you in the check-out line pushes their cart all the way up to the point where the check writing stand is which forces you to write your check/pay at the bagging station. Maybe I should have asked her to pay for my groceries since she was standing where I needed to be.

* another car pulls up to the gas pump you were pulling into... and won't back up. THEN when you find another pump soon to be vacated (or so you hope), the person inside the vehicle starts and finishes a cell phone conversation before pulling away from the pump.

* thinking you're almost home free, the vehicle in front of you decides against using the left turn lane and stops traffic on a major highway - which ticked off a semi driver who goes around the line of vehicles blowing his air horn.

* when you open the trunk of the car you discover that the grocery bags ALL have holes in them.

* something smells like it died in the refrigerator and you can't find it and one of the items that was out of stock at the store was the baking soda.


Happy Monday!